I have 57880 yards in my stash of unspoken for yarns (not counting wips). That's 52925.472 meters, or (friggin) 52.925472 kilometers!
That's the same as 32.8863 miles! My yarn, while not circling the globe, could actually get from my apartment to my mom's house, AND THEN go to northbend.
All of my worries about being yarnless while in the MBA program? Out the window. I have nothing to worry about. :)